Real Toads: late for Open Link Monday, but...

Very busy with the kitchen renovation and other concerns, so I didn't even post my Mad Kane limerick to Open Link Monday at the writers' group Imaginary Garden with Real Toads yesterday.
 
However, I did write this one (changed from an old first line of Madeleine’s).
 

A senior, I still like to date

But it is unlikely I’ll mate

I’m still doing fine

But I’m ninety-nine

And I certainly won’t procreate.

By Kay Davies

  

  

And this week, I couldn’t think of anything, but my husband did. Then Madeleine sent him a message inviting him back another time.

A fellow was planning to wed

A girl who was all in his head

He thought, “No big deal

if she is unreal,

At least she won’t nag me in bed.”

By Richard Schear

Isn't he just too, too bad? Well, Madeleine thought he was okay as a limerickist, but didn't comment on his husbandly qualities.