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Mrs. Trellis accused me today
of writing something that led her to say
her guilty pleasure is underwear
designed to cause all men to stare.
How dare she? I cried.
How dare? How dare?
So I have decided to send, by air,
a package of sackcloth underwear
for Mrs. Trellis to wear next week,
and Mr. Trellis has promised to peek
to tell me if she refuses, mayhap,
her early Christmas gift of burlap.
by Kay Davies, November, 2012
Posted for Laurie's challenge word "burlap" at the online writers' group
Imaginary Garden with Real Toads
21 comments:
Hilarious, as always, kiddo!
I read the guilty pleasure of Mrs. Trellis and laughed until I cried. Good response, good intervention. She needs an intervention!
This made me laugh, Kay! I love your sense of fun.
That’s very funny.
Mind you, burlap underwear? If I knew what burlap is I’d probably find it very scratchy. And likely to kill all passionate inclinations.
Itchy, twitchy, and oh so uncomfortable ... poor Ada!!
Oh ouch! burlap underwear! Fun poem.
So this completely made me giggle, especially after reading Mrs. Trellis's poem that inspired it...
This is so funny ~ That must have been some underwear ~
Happy weekend ~
Christmas comes early
Hoping Mrs Trellis is happy
Nicely Kay!
Hank
P/S Have a wonderful holiday. Eagerly waiting for the pics. You've been known to have great pics from hubby
Thanks Ma'am!
Oh, ouch...burlap panties...not too forgiving of a material...hope she doesn't have much walking to do!! Lol ;)
Bahahahaha I LOVE this! You rock!
I like this one, funny!
Love this. It was so much fun to read...Hope Mrs Trellis can bare to wear her itchy underwear. :)
You are just too funny, Kay! This is so hilarious!
hah hah, purely awesome! though i think everyone involved should be wearing sexy underwear :)
Something tells me Mrs. Trellis will NOT be accepting her early Christmas gift. Very cute!
You are incredibly delightful!
Cheers from Cottage Country!
Oh my! I don't want to imagine what she may send you in return!
sounds like a great idea
Too funny! Her poem did not shock, but her picture did, as I am a prude overall. Sack cloth and ashes indeed! And then, she was more truthful about guilty pleasures than most and deserves it least.
So cute, but I bet uncomfortable. lol
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