Day 17 brings double dactyls

Aprille has encouraged us to write double dactyls for the 17th day in our poem-a-day-for-April challenge. Seems somehow fitting she should do so.
A dactyl is a word with the EMphasis on the first SYLlable: for instance, the word APril seems self-evident.
But what of Aprille? Is that her mother's choice of spelling for the name April? Or is it pronounced in the European way: Aprille?

This is what we like at the Imaginary Garden with Real Toads: a challenge with a quandary in it, accompanied by encouragement.

Another thing we like is an illustration of the form, which Aprille gives as follows:

ONE two three ONE two three

ONE two three ONE two three

ONE two three ONE two three

ONE two three DONE

and a brilliant idea: "Just think of a waltz," she says.

Don't forget a statement of requirements...
a double dactyl has two stanzas (i.e. two of the above)
and contains one proper noun/name
plus one 6-syllable word,
with no particular rhyme scheme.

Aprille provided a handy list of dactyls and another of 6-syllable words which are double dactyls. Of course, I just had to play around with some of those:

authoritarian
octogenarians:
conspiratorial,
unconstitutional:
dubious Senators all

So, I overdid the 6-syllable words and didn't get anyone's name in, but Senator with an uppercase S is arguably a proper noun? Isn't it? Anyone want to argue? Or do I have to argue with myself? (Not impossible.)

Fortunately, Aprille included two of her paintings of England in the 70s when infrastructure was breaking down. One contains a dog who looks like a Golden Retriever, so I definitely had to write to that.

Copyright. Used with permission.

bicycle is useless

overloaded, tires flat,

humanitarian

dog can tell that

hazardous woodlands here

helping hands not so near

he’ll guide you til you reach

Hill Farm ahead

Kay Davies, April 17, 2013