Hi, I'm Lindy. You may have seen me before, a time or two, but this time it's different. Honest! I saw my mom click on a site called Pet Pride. There was this good-looking guy there, named Bozo. Maybe I'd like to meet him. So I had a talk with my mom.
Hey, Mom, that site looks good. You could SO post to that meme, you know.
Oh, sweetie, nobody needs to see more Lindy pictures now.
Mom, everybody needs to see more Lindy pictures, now, tomorrow, next day, doesn't matter. They're my fans, Mom, they need pictures I can autograph when they come to the door.
Lindy, you don't know how to write.
So? Duh, Mom, I can autograph it with a paw print. Or I can lick it.
Eeuuww, gross, Lindy. Both ideas, totally gross.
Mom, I'm a dog, that's what dogs do. We lick, and we make paw prints.
You also drool, but nobody wants dog drool on a picture.
How do you know? Why don't you post my picture and let them make up their own minds, instead of you making their minds up for them?
Okay, just this once. Which picture do you like best?
This one. See how the sun is reflecting off my beautiful golden coat? And this one shows the curls on my back, and the curls on my front, and my pink leash so they know I'm a girl. This one, Mom.
Okay, Lindy. You can't change your mind later, you know. I'm going to post it right now.
That's alright. Be sure you say hi to Bozo for me. He's pretty cute, for a guy without curls. Oh, and tell him my birthday. It's September 16.
Which won't be for another ten months now. He'll have forgotten by then.
No he won't. Nobody forgets Lindy. Besides, he has a list.
Oh, alright. Uh, Bozo, Lindy's birthday is September 16, she says you won't forget!
Photo by Kay Davies
Posted for Bozo's PET PRIDE meme.
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