For Real Toads: north pole nightmares

witches hitches

ghosts and goblins

onto Santa’s sleigh — ho

witches bitches

doggone goblins

hobblin’ Santa’s sleigh — ho

ghostes mostes

coaches roaches

under Santa’s sleigh — ho

who’s to drive

and who’s to ride?

and who’s to pull the sleigh? — ho

ghosts and goblins

stoppin’, robbin’

gifts from Santa’s sleigh — ho