Doll story, for Margaret at Real Toads

Margaret, at the Imaginary Garden with Real Toads, has posted a second series of photos of dolls made by her daughter and fellow art classmates, to act as inspiration for the Sunday mini-challenge for Real Toads members and contributors.
I've chosen two pictures from this weekend's group, the first by Austin Cassie, and the second by Isabelle Rolles. The interpretation is mine, and does not represent the thoughts of the artists who made the dolls nor of Margaret who photographed them.

'ere, 'ere, wot's this?

wot's this, then?

a spot o' trouble, is it?

doncher know

we can't 'ave that?

no, we can't 'ave that 'ere,

it just won't do,

it simply won't do,

anuvver word outer you

an' Ill 'ave yer

in the nick, then,

yes, I will.

wot's that?

a body?

you found a body?

'ere? 

be'ind wot?

be'ind there?

oh, no, this won't do,

oh, it is a body, then,

yer right,

and yer say it's

nuffink ter do wiv you?

(blows whistle)

well, then, when me mates

'ave arrived,

we'll see about that,

an' we'll 'ave ter

'ave yer down to The Yard

fer pertick'lers, like,

yes, we will,

fer pertick'lers,

in case y've seen summat,

summat yer dunno y've seen

becos it just won't do,

it simply won't do.